Oldest child is watching something on YouTube, apparently it’s hilarious.

pc laugh 1


Also apparently it is bothering the youngest child, because then this.

pc laugh 2.jpg

To be fair, she does laugh like a poorly-maintained tractor…

Moral: Youngest children have the most sass.




My kids don’t know this. But for their entire lives, they have never eaten a whole apple at once, because every time I cut them one, I cut it into twelve slices.


I do like a good, sharp cleaver.

But they only ever get eleven.

I like to think of it as us having lunch together, even when they are at school.

I also just really like apple.  But in really, tiny doses.