From now on, the collective noun for my children is a “squabble”.
No you did not. Oh ho ho ho I did so. Oh no she did not. Oh ho ho ho ho she did so. Oh ho you give that back right nnnneeeeeoooooww. Oh whoa now not nnnneeeoooow. Oh hhhyeahs you will or I’m telling. Nuh Uh, I didn’t even. Yeh huh, you completely did, I saw it. Um-ma, you’re told on by mum.