The girls were very excited to see the babysitter yesterday.  They adore her.  The toddler was so excited, she completed skipped over saying hello.  She dived straight into discussing the trials and torments of her day.

Which is fine.  After all, she’s only 3.  Which may account for what she said next:

I was stuck somewhere between laughing and envy, over the fact that she can actually kick her own face.